Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Fureis** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:06 pm

fortunately, your magic pants incenerate the sharks

Post by **Atma** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:01 pm

Unfortunately, you get swallowed by a whale.

Post by **Fureis** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:05 pm

fortunately, your magic pants incenerate the whale

Post by **Atma** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:30 pm

Unfortunately, this attracts an angry mob of PETA members, (Since when is Peta not an angry mob?) who your magic pants can't incinerate, because they were taken away by the pants police.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:47 pm

Fortunately, there's a hot air balloon nearby that you can use to escape.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:48 pm

Unfortunately, the balloon gets shot down by a PETA assault jet.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:26 pm

fortunately, the pants police were no match for the awesome that is the magic pants, and your pants go and "pants" every memeber of peta simultaneously, and while they pull up their pants you use your magic pants to turn invisible

oh, and you get another kitten

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:27 am

Unfortunately, PETA steals the kitten away before making thier retreat.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:08 pm

((Gah! I want an unfortunately!!!))

Fortunately, you're safe for the moment.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:13 pm

Unfortunately, that doesn't last, because a bunch of soldiers repeating "Pizza pizza!" attack you.

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:20 pm

fortunatelyyour magic pants let you fire awesome beams from your hands which you use to destroy the army, then you get another kitten

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:54 pm

Unfortunately, your new kitten decides to stay with a sick girl.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:58 pm

((Fortunately again? :twitch: ))

Fortunately, you don't really want a kitten anyway.

Post by **Atma** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:19 pm

Unfortunately, your magic pants decide to leave you too.

Post by **Fureis** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:24 pm

fortunately, they were only playing a prank on you, and only went out to get you another kitten!