Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, he jumps overboard after thinking that an oddly-shaped fish was a taco.

[Simsmagic]

Unfortunately, ha reappears afterwards.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, he has stopped singing in favour of having a tea party with a pig.

[Cheezdude]

Unfortunately, the pig spills her milk. (Assuming it was a girl )

[Luke]

Unfortunately, the milk drips onto a radioactive liquid that explodes and sends the girl to Antarctica.

[Cheezdude]

Unfortunately, Pikachu should've said fortunately.

[Luke]

Fortunately, she lands where a pack of walruses are.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, they are angry that you landed on them.

[Luke]

Fortunately, a bunch of eskimos were hunting and shot the walrus that was going to gore the little girl with massive tusks

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, they are also cannibals. (BTW pikachu, you alway refer to the person in the game as "you". Actually, "you" is really Celebifly because she started this thread, but she is referred to always as "you" in the game.)

[Luke]

Unfortunately, they cut her wrist and she is now considered an "emo"

[Doodleshark]

((?!?))
((Do you even listen to me?!?))
Fortunately, she is not a part of the "Fortunately, Unfortunately" game. "You" is.

[Cheezdude]

Unfortunately, Pikachu mauls the grammer of you.

[Silver]

((Actually, 'You' is Pokemon Master. He started referring to himself as 'I', so when Opal posted after him, she referred to him as 'you' and it stuck. And then he made an appearance later in the topic and was killed by the Black/White/Gray Mage... hmm.))

Fortunately, Gray Heart was frightened and confused by your identity crisis, so he left.

[Cheezdude]

Unfortunately, he went to eat at McDonalds! *Gasp!*