Dr. Fred: "I need to shut off my Sludge-O-Matic."
Bernard: "Isn't it too late for that?"
Dr. Fred: "Yes. That's why I need to do it yesterday!"
(Day of the Tentacle)
Say Something Random!
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Silver
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"Gah! This guy thinks he's the friggin' Hulk!" -me, upon seeing Toguro reach full power
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Stevenson
- Shiny Wobbuffet Prince
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Me: "The people all thought Fatima was a witch and burned her at the stake."
Classmate: "They threw her in the river, Stevenson."
Me: "Eh, same thing."
Classmate: "They threw her in the river, Stevenson."
Me: "Eh, same thing."
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
- Posts: 18079
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
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"So, you've got homosexuals, heteros, bis... but what do you call those that are completely apathetic towards romance in general?" -me
"Retarded?" -someone from drama class
"From one as morally bankrupt as you, I suppose that's to be expected." -me
"What do you mean 'morally bankrupt'?" -the guy from drama class
"We all know what you and your girlfriend were doing on the catwalk." -me
"Retarded?" -someone from drama class
"From one as morally bankrupt as you, I suppose that's to be expected." -me
"What do you mean 'morally bankrupt'?" -the guy from drama class
"We all know what you and your girlfriend were doing on the catwalk." -me
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Guy: "If you want to be saved stop waiting for a hero and do something. Heroes aren't born, they're made!"
Other Guy: "Actually, as a member of the Fantasy Writers Guild I'd like to point out that most heroes have some special circumstances surrounding their birth and or lineage so actually heroes are born."
Guy: "... Do you want me to save you or not?"
(me writing random dialogue)
Other Guy: "Actually, as a member of the Fantasy Writers Guild I'd like to point out that most heroes have some special circumstances surrounding their birth and or lineage so actually heroes are born."
Guy: "... Do you want me to save you or not?"
(me writing random dialogue)
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
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- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
"In all truth, I told myself that if anyone came to my house on halloween dressed up as Link, I was going to buy them a Wii." - Some old guy at Wii release.
"I KNEW I should have been Link for halloween." - Another guy at the Wii release.
"Remember, Remember, the 5th of November." - V, V for Vendetta
"You know what the loop thing you wrap around your wrist for the Wiimote? Its so if you get mad, you can't throw it at your friends." - Stork, my bro's friend.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. " - V
"I KNEW I should have been Link for halloween." - Another guy at the Wii release.
"Remember, Remember, the 5th of November." - V, V for Vendetta
"You know what the loop thing you wrap around your wrist for the Wiimote? Its so if you get mad, you can't throw it at your friends." - Stork, my bro's friend.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. " - V
Look at this signature. Isn't it the funniest and most hilarious signature you've ever seen?
I am the artist formerly known as Matrix Kirby.
I am the artist formerly known as Matrix Kirby.
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Stevenson
- Shiny Wobbuffet Prince
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"Where are her internal organs?"
-my Dad watching White Christmas....one of the characters is really skinny and stuff.
-my Dad watching White Christmas....one of the characters is really skinny and stuff.
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Your Age In Chocolate
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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Stevenson
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"Let's see, I'll set Vaan's gambit to......attack ally Vaan. Okay, we'll see how this works out." -me, playing FFXII.
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
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- Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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"We should have set Balthier's gambit to Attack-ally-Vaan. It's like, 'Give me the friggin' Godess's Magicite!'" -me after Stevenson played FF XII
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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BionicleMandi121
- Random Trainer
- Posts: 2227
- Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:30 pm
- Location: Depends. :K
~ Sonic, from Sonic and Pals (during a Hamlet parody)OUCH! How dare you throw a skull at me! Geez, people these days! Throwing their skulls around blindly without looking who they might hit with them! The nerve!
~ Me, reading a review on Shadow the Hedgehog (last game I got for the Gamecube)Game review: The whole point of Sonic is to promote heroism, friendship, teamwork, etc etc, and this game seems to go off of that. Just seems a bit disappointing on the morals side.
Me: Who cares about morals?! It's STRESS RELIEF!