As i live, bored and floating,
That blasted cat always gloating.
How she walks on dry land,
Dragging paws through the sand.
I look through my bowl of glass,
Looking at the soft green grass.
Watching ninjas walk on by,
I just close my eyes and sigh.
I reach up and fix my crown,
And throw away my crooked frown.
I then wield a wicked smile,
Because just in a while,
All you mortals that stand tall,
I'll succeed and rule you all...
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Prancing Mad
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This poem i wrote one day because i was Bored. The poem is about a Comic Character that me and a friend draw from time to time. The comic is about alot of ninjas, and one of the characters (Blue Ninja, Mine) has a pet Fish thats part Goldfish, part Pirahna. His name is King Crumples (he's called King Crumples because another friend told me to give him a crowd to make him like Cosmo and Wanda in fish form on the Fairly Odd Parents.) He's bent on taking over the world, but its really difficult to take over the world when your living in a Fish Bowl world. In the poem, it refers to a "Blasted Cat." Black Ninja (Friend's character) Has a pet cat named Mr. Snookums (Which is female). And, being a cat, she's always trying to eat the Fish, so he doesn't really like her. Anyways, here it is...
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Prancing Mad
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This isn't really a Poem i made. A friend of mine apparently got this in the E-Mail, just figured i should post it cuz i find it kinda funny.
In response to President Bush's federal "No Child Left Behind Act" (NCLB), it is proposed that students will have to pass a test to be promoted to the next grade level. In the hope that this proposal will be uniformly adopted by all of the states, the new test will be called the Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test, or FART. All students who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be retested in Grades 3, 4, and 5 until they are capable of passing a FART score of 80%.
If a student does not successfully FART by grade 5, that student shall be placed in a seperate English program known as the Special Mastery Elective for Learning Language, or SMELL. If, with this increased SMELL program, the student cannot pass the required FART test, he or she can still graduate to middle school by taking another one-semester course in Comprehensive Reading and Arithmetic Preparation, or CRAP.
If by age fourteen the student cannot FART, SMELL, or CRAP, he or she can earn promotion in an intensive one-week seminar known as the Preparatory Reading for Unprepared Nationally Exempted Students, or PRUNES.
It is the opinion of the Department of Instruction For Public Schools (DIPS) that an intensive week of PRUNES will enable any student to FART, SMELL, or CRAP.
This revised provision of the student component of the HOuse Bill 101 should help "clear the air" as part of the "No School Left Standing" Act.
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