Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, you're able to get a good deal with Ronald McDonald for a new TV

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, he blows up too.

[Josiah]

((Let's try and keep the story about "you", ok guys. It got really off track for a while there.))

Fortunately, you got the TV first.

[Salkium]

Unfortunately the TV is broken.

[Doodleshark]

(( Yeah, can we please get some more creative responses than "it broke" or "it blew up" or "the universe is destroyed"? ))

Fortunately, you are voted king of the Mardi Gras parade.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, a Zombie horde come and attacks the city before you could be crowned.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, they are peaceful zombies lead by Micheal Jackson and only wanted to dance and join in the Mardi Gras festivities.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, one suddenly gets hungrey and eats Micheal Jackson and then turns on the living.

[Salkium]

Fortunately they are humans dressed up.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, Zombies can still tell if you are living reguardless on how you dress.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, most of the zombies have no eyes and they can't see you.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, since they are blind their other sences are now better and start to make their way towards you.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, Doodle lends you a pencil to fight them off.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, it's not enough and they pile onto of you.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you realize that you are The One, and proceed to destroy the zombies with a steel pole and an elongated leek.