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Re: Mafia

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Ok, I guess it seems like The N00b was the one doing the sex changing, so... I change my vote to Poik. Because I don't know who else to vote for.
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I vote for Silver! That cunning killer. The 2nd best hiding spot is the best hiding spot because the first is just where you'd expect that darn Mafia to be. Just think about it. "Silver". A disguise in his very name! Obviously, he's been plotting this scheme of his from the very beginning, slowly working his way up the ranks to 2nd chair itself. Now think about seconds right now. If you do, you'll see all the evidence points to one!

Let's start off with second place. Think about it. Based on his name, you can undoubtedly conclude that "Silver" has an appreciation for silver. He loved to collect silver jewelry, silverware, silverfish, Chevy Silverados, and of course Shel Silversteins. Allas, his efforts for silver were crushed one Saturday afternoon.

The sun shone brightly through the underbrush as a naive Brian prepared for his annual school field day. Why any school would host a field day on a Saturday he did not know. What he did know was there was a lush field of competitions in which he could win the silver he so desired. The games soon began, as a determined young lad rushed through the competitions, savagely beating down his opponents, then pushing one limp, semi-conscious 8-year old down the tracks right through first place to a private room in the Urgent Care Center. Yes, young "Silver" was quite content that day. Little did he know what horrors awaited him at the end of the day.

After hours of grueling dashes, treacherous high jumps, and slow paced egg spoon races, the day was done. As our young Brian's name was called to the stage to receive his well earned 2nd place silver (All of the first prize winners were hospitalized, so he had to hold on to them as well), imagine the shock he must have felt when he discovered the awards were not the precious silver he so desired, but merely a collection of red ribbons! A entire box of them! Brian was shocked. His mind felt numb. How could this happen? After everything he's been through? How could something so horrible have happened? I'm sure you realize what had happened.

He forgot to turn of the stove! In a flash, our young Brian dashed off to the house, grabbing a pail of water along the way. He kicked open the front door and jumped inside the window. Swiftly he ran into the kitchen, threw the bacon filled pan aside, and dumped the pail of water on the stove. You would think everything was over, with Brian dumping a giant pail of water over an electrical fire, but no. Soon, the entire house was ablaze, and young silver jumped through another window, saving only his box of red ribbons. Angered by this turn of events, Brian made a cloak out of his red ribbons and took on the name "Silver", promising that he would not rest until the maker of the stove, "General Electric", was found and he had his vengeance.

But his journey was long and hard. He had to fight off a plethora of enemies, the most formidable being a talking wolf. Soon, Silver's quest led him to Pebble Version Forums. He was certain that one of us was the General in disguise and decided to finish us all off. He started off slow, gaining our trust, making friends, slowly settling into his own niche. He soon became a Global Moderator, the only hint to his real objective being his red name. Now, he's shortened the list of suspects to us, killing one citizen after another to cover up his tracks. You all must listen to me! This is the work of no serial killer, but a "Silver" avenger! Little does he know that General Electric is actually...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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:ROFL: Phonox, that was pure epic win. If this were KOTF, you would have totally gotten ten bonus points for that post.
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Re: Mafia

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Maybe YOU should be Narrator next time...
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Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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...How did you know? You... you followed me all this time? You were the one handing out those ribbons, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?! This was all your deliberate, despicable scheme! I came here to defeat your cousin, General Error... I hoped he would have information about you, Electric, but he wouldn't talk. And you've been under my nose this whole time? Well, "Phonox," if that is your real name, this ends NOW. Meet after school at the flagpole at 3 P.M. and we'll settle this once and for all.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Silver, you know it's summer vacation, right?

Anyway, now that Silver's identity has been revealed, I can see why he killed me off. He wanted to get back at me, the talking wolf, for hindering him in his quest to find General Electric.

...Great, not only am I a ghost, but now I'm gonna have to spend my days haunting people as a boy ghost. Can ghosts grow facial hair? I don't want to have to start shaving my face! I hope the same person responsible for this didn't turn Sarah into a Samuel.

And I agree with Josiah, Phonox, that was definitely an epic win.
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Yea Sira, sorry about that. I had forgotten. My bad...
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Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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Re: Mafia

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So... the game is over now? Ok... Well, I'll try the next game!
Oh, and Phonox, that was an epic post! I was gonna say something when you posted it, but I didn't want to because I didn't think the game was over ._.'
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It's not over yet. I pretty sure it's not at least...
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Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer


Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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IDK if it's over, but I'm totally Narrator next round if no one else wants to be.
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And if not, I'm still waiting for votes from Silver and PP
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............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15

Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5

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Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5

Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer


Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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'_- How can the game be over? We haven't even finished voting this round and there's no telling if we'll end up voting for the right person or not. Phonox making an awesome post doesn't automatically end the game.
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Erm... Nevermind, I thought wrong, forgot about the voting. I guess silvers post messed me up.
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Me too, WR.
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What, did you take that as a confession or something? Oh, I was just admitting that General Electric pulled one over on me, not that I'm the mafia. Besides, even if I came out and said, "I'm the mafia," the game wouldn't end unless everyone voted for me. Coincidentally, the last time I did that, people... didn't vote for me. I voted for me, though. I knew all along I was up to something.

Anyway, I vote for General Electric. I mean Phonox. Which I thought was implied heavily in the last post by the flagpole thing.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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