Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, that doesn't make sense so you still get an automail arm.

[Siranae]

(I think WS was referring to the auto-mail spam that companies send out a lot. They flood your inbox sometimes if you don't have filters set up.)

Unfortunately, your new arm is possessed by its previous owner and attempts to strangle you.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, the original possessor of the new arm dies and now you have complete control of it

[Winters Rage]

((I figured that, just had to make a joke how that still doesn't really make sense.))

Unfortunately, that also doesn't make sense because if it was possessed the owner would have already died.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, the arm becomes confused trying to decide if it's really possessed or not, and stops trying to strangle you.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, It can't decide what to do and self-destructs blowing you 50 feet away!

[Atma]

Fortunately, you crash into a bordello with lots of hot chicks.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the police find the place and arrest everyone, including you.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, you find the opportunity to escape when they take you out of the car in front of the police station.

[Atma]

Unfortunately the officer in charge of this operation happens to be Spoony, who whips out his taser gun and proceeds to shock you in the rear.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, they find pity on you since you have no arms and release you with out any further harassment.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, they quickly remember that you still have one arm and change their mind.

[Winters Rage]

((when he got blown up he lost the other arm >>))
Fortunately, it falls off when they go and man-handle you again, feeling sorry for you the let you go again.

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, you are arrested for j-walking shortly after leaving the police station.

[Winters Rage]

((You just wont give this guy a break, will ya? xD))
Fortunately, they made a mistake about who you were and drop you off at your house.