Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

Fortunately, they're just angry at themselves for taking so long to find someone as awesome as you to be their king.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately you wont be a very good king.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, they behead good kings and spare the bad ones.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, it's opposite week the week they do the be-heading this year. (haha :P)

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you take some lessons and become a very good king.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, you missed them.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, that doesn't make any sense since you've already taken them and become a good king.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, the lessons were really from a villain, so you still end up being a bad king.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, you draw Excalibur from the stone and prove you're the true King of England.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, the sword crumbles from being so old and everyone hates you now. :P

[Josiah]

Fortunately, everyone decides to just forget the whole king thing and elect a president instead, so you're off the hook.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, they still remember their precious sword crumbling in your hand and poison you in your sleep. (lol, I just realized, everything I've posted here has been 'unfortunately'.)

[AuraKnight67]

Fortunately, your cat drinks the poison and dies, warning you about your danger.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, your cat was an extremely rare breed and will cost you alot of money to replace.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, you hated that cat anyway.