Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Eclectric** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:10 am

Unfortunately, you were in the hospital and heavily medicated when it happened.

Post by **Siranae** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:26 am

Fortunately, the room you were in happened to be the only one that wasn't affected by the fire.

Post by **Eclectric** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:24 pm

Unfortunately, you have complete amnesia and can't remember anything.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:37 pm

Fortunately, Gandalf the Gray comes to tell you who you are.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:37 pm

Unfortunately, considering how crazy your life has been, you would have rather not remembered it.

Post by **Siranae** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:43 pm

Fortunately, you spot a hundred dollar bill amid the rubble that used to be the hospital.

Post by **Kaida** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:16 am

Unfortunately, it keeps inching away from you when you try to pick it up.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:24 pm

Fortunately, after chasing it for a while, it leads you to a pot of gold.

Post by **Kaida** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:50 am

Unfortunately, the gold is really fake gold

Post by **Aquanta** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:24 am

Fortunately the fake gold is made out of cheese...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:52 am

Unfortunately, the cheese is covered in mold.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:54 am

Fortunately, it's blue cheese, so that's perfectly normal.

Post by **Eclectric** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:59 am

Unfortunately, the cheese contains The Cheese Virus.

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:11 pm

Fortunately, the cheese virus only affects cheese.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:27 pm

Unfortunately, you are beset upon by a crowd of angry murlocs.

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