Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Also quite clever.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Actually the score is:
Eclectric: 2
Josiah: 2

But anyway, it's still Eclectric's turn to make an insult.
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"You're better-off playing dead--your stench could fool even you. Playing dead you have a chance of survival, but in a fight you have no chance at all."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"Wow, if you think I could beat you while playing dead then you're an even worse fighter than I thought!"
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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...PWN'd.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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*extends hand* good game^^
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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((It's not over yet. First person to 5 points wins. Unless you fail three retorts in a row, which is an instant loss.))

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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(Oh. I thought it was three points.)

"You're fouler than anyone can imagine, so any idea of a fortune or future for you is an unimaginable insult to humanity."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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The last two insults from eclectric have been about Josiah's odor, so no points for originality there....and this one had little to do with the original insult.

.....Josiah gets the point.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"Your eyesight is so bad, you've spent the last five minutes fighting a palm tree!"
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"And despite this you haven't beaten me, for your lack of skill is equivalent to being both blind and paralyzed."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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A little long in the tooth, but it works.

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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"I'd have brought a rattle or pacifier if I knew I'd be fighting an infant such as you."
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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"And here I thought you were too old for that. Do you want you blanket as well?
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Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah

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Yeah, that's pretty good.

Josiah wins!
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