Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Giga-Gar]

Unfortunately, the dragon is going to have you for dinner.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, this means that you are to be his guest for dinner. He's got a nice villa on the coast.

...What'd you think was gonna happen? Everyone knows dragons are vegetarians. Pssh.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you don't have anything nice to wear.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, you have time before dinner to visit town, where you find a store that sells nice clothing.

[Giga-Gar]

Unfortunately, the store doesn't have the kind of dressings you want.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, though they don't have the salad dressings you want, they have the clothing you want.

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, once you get the clothes on you, it starts to rain. Now if you wanted to get to the villa you would have to soak your new clothes.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you have an umbrella.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you don't have that umbrella with you.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, the dragon, whose name is Llewellyn, arrives in his car and gives you a ride to his house.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the car breaks down halfway there.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you call a tow truck to come pick you up.

[Phonox]

Unfortunately, the tow truck breaks down as well.

[Giga-Gar]

Fortunately, the tow truck has an irony kit for this very thing and is now able to pick you up.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, now you're stuck at the car repair shop.