Post a joke
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Post a joke
Simply post a joke(No dirty jokes or any blue collar humor please).I guess I'll go first...What do you get if you cross a zapdos, a pickachu, a voltorb,and the guy who made the pokemon storage system? A huge electric bill!
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Re: Post a joke
Hmm
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Hold its nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Hold its nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Re: Post a joke
How do you catch an elephant using only a jar, a pair of binoculars, and tweezers?
Answer: At a safe distance, look at the elephant through the wrong end of the binoculars, it will appear small. Then, take the tweezers, pick up the now tiny elephant, and put him in the jar.
Answer: At a safe distance, look at the elephant through the wrong end of the binoculars, it will appear small. Then, take the tweezers, pick up the now tiny elephant, and put him in the jar.

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Re: Post a joke
A man walks into a bar..."Ouch, that hurt!"
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Re: Post a joke
WAIT?! DG DID YOU HEAR THE MOLE JOKE THEN?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape from the Colonel.
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Re: Post a joke
Forty-two blonds walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it coming.
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Re: Post a joke
I have heard no mole joke.
How many dragonball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one,but it takes him about 3 transformations to do it.
How many dragonball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one,but it takes him about 3 transformations to do it.
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Trust me, the mole joke goes under Dirty Blue Collar Humor.
Want to here a dirty joke?
Horse Jumped in a mud puddle.
Want to here a dirty joke?
Horse Jumped in a mud puddle.
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Re: Post a joke
Haha I like this one.Dark Gentleman wrote:A man walks into a bar..."Ouch, that hurt!"
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Re: Post a joke
You've never heard it?! I've heard it...like a gazillion times.Cheezdude wrote:Haha I like this one.Dark Gentleman wrote:A man walks into a bar..."Ouch, that hurt!"
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My version is better. :PGardialvoir wrote:Hmm
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Hold its nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill an elephant?
With an elephant gun.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?
Hold it's nose 'til it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a purple elephant?
Silly, there are no purple elephants!
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Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley

"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley

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Re: Post a joke
How many cute little happy smileing tomatos does it take to paint a house red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
It depends on how hard you throw them.
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A blonde guy sees another blonde guy sitting in the middle of a corn field in a rowboat. "You dumb blonde!" he calls. "It's guys like you that make the rest of us blondes look bad! Why, if I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!"
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(Hmm...thats 2 blonde jokes already,the blondes need a little revenge.)
Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
The blondes realise that they are dumb,the brunettes just stand there.
Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
The blondes realise that they are dumb,the brunettes just stand there.
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Re: Post a joke
Two people were taking a walk one evening. One looks up at the sky and asks the other: "Hey, what do you think's closer? The moon or Florida?"
His friend replies: "Hellooo? Can you see Florida?"
His friend replies: "Hellooo? Can you see Florida?"








