Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Astral Omega]

Fortunately you remember this in time to take the hotdogs back to the bottle and find out if it will work.

[Silver]

Unfortunately, it's a rotten hot dog, so it will probably make rotten wishes.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately it doesn't.

[Silver]

Fortunately, because there were two "unfortunately"s in a row, something really good has to happen now!

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, that something really good happened to someone else.

[Astral Omega]

(that was a typo >.< my bad)

Fortunately that 'something really good' is something that person is willing to share with you.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, it's just a lifetime supply of tube socks, which might make the one guy really happy, but doesn't do much for you.

[Silver]

Fortunately, you won't ever have to worry about getting cold feet.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately you have a terrible phobia of warm feet.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you've got a psychiatrist friend who can cure it.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately something unfortunate happens.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, the unfortunate thing was that the meat in your sandwich is a little dry, which really isn't that unfortunate considering that it is still a perfectly good and delicious sandwich that fills your belly with happiness.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

unfortunately, a rat takes your cookie, and uses leftover crumbs to write out 'Saber is the Mafia'.

[Astral Omega]

Fortunately you have a spare coookie.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, a small child randomly punches you in the stomach and disappears.