Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the ticket didn't win, and the book isn't helping you much.

[*^_^*kako]

Fortunately, you kick a bottle and the bottle says "Oh you that has kicked me,I shall grant you 3 whishes."

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the bottle likes mysteries, so it doesn't want you to tell it your wishes, it wants to figure them out itself.

[PoikSpirit]

Fortunately, it has ESP.

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, it can only use the ESP on hot dogs.

[PoikSpirit]

Fortunately, hot dogs know what is best for you more than you do.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, for some mysterious reason, every store in town is sold out of hotdogs.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, you remembered a restaurant that sold only hotdogs, located in your hometown. You use to have so much fun there as a kid. You would often meet friends there after school to hang out. The store owner was very nice and sometimes gave you a free soda (which was kind of nice as the only thing the store sold was hotdogs, and you couldn't get a drink otherwise). However, is the hotdog store still there? You can't even remember the name? So, how are you going to find it? Luckily, the town you used to live in wasn't very big, so it won't be hard to find it. So, you set out on your journey home to find the hotdog store, get a hotdog, and get your wishes.

[PoikSpirit]

Unfortunately, once you find it, it has been shut down for a while now. Reading the notice on the window, you learn it is because the health inspectors learn that it wasn't real hot dogs that were being used in the store. Considering what they put in real hot dogs, this couldn't be terribly too much of a problem. Unless the "hot dog"s contained addictive substances, or explosive. Explosions are fun. You try to see if there are any old hot dogs left so you can test if the latter is true. Dangerous? Yes. But it's all in the name of Science. And Science wants her name back, so you better do it quick.

[Josiah]

Fortuantely, you manage to find an old hotdog. A pack of old hotdogs, in fact. What a lucky twist of fate. Of course, there's always the possibility that, since they're not real hotdogs, the bottle's ESP won't work on them. Or maybe they won't know what's best for you. For that matter, how long have they been sitting in the abandoned restaurant anyway? You really aren't supposed to leave hotdogs laying around for long periods of time unless they're properly cooled. But wait, these aren't real hotdogs, are they? So perhaps the lack of cooling really isn't an issue and you should just be happy that you found some.

[PoikSpirit]

Unfortunately, the hotdogs reek! I mean after all that work, they seem to be growing something strange on them anyway. I wonder what the mold is?

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you know what mold is. How you you possible not know what mold is? Only idiots wouldn't know something so basic as that! You don't feel like sharing the information with anyone, but you do most certainly know what mold is...probably.

[PoikSpirit]

Unfortunately, there isn't just one type of mold, now is there! Who would be foolish enough to think such a thing? So that leave the question standing, what type of mold is it? And why do you care?

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you just realized that you don't care. It's not like you need to eat the hotdogs.

[Silver]

Unfortunately, there's still the issue of the bottle granting your three wishes, which it can only do if there's a hot dog to use its ESP on.