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[Cheezdude]

Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at. [reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor.
Homer: [taking notes] Badge of honor.
Apu: Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder.

[terra5]

"You are who you are From the day you're born."

Me, in one of my Thinking moments.

[Siranae]

I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, please di-liver!
Brother was singing it.

[terra5]

Me: It's a Pencil!
Friend: DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN
Me: It's a Blackboard!
Friend: DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN
Me: It's Michael Jackson!
Friend: HEE HEE HEEEEEE

Me and one of my Friends.

[Astral Omega]

I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, please di-liver!
Brother was singing it.

That's from Austin Powers..

On another note:

I always thought that the Doctor Who song went:
Budududung budududung budududung budududung
Ooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeoooo....

No. It's quite clearly:
nawenganaweng, nawenganaweng, nawenganaweng, nawaaaaaa,
nawenganaweng, nawenganaweng, nawenganaweng, nawaaaaaa,
oooh oooh ooooooooooooooh, ooooooohooohooooooooh,
naaaaah ah ah, aaah ah ah, ah ah aaahahah...

(some random email thing...I don't know. I lol'd.)

[Silver]

"I have a dream. Some day, I really want to doodle on a dog. Can I draw on whiskers? Can I make him look like a panda? I've asked many times to draw on the pets of my friends, but nobody ever lets me. 'Get your own dog to draw on,' they say. Are they crazy? I wouldn't want a weird-looking dog like that." -Eiichiro Oda

[Josiah]

"Oh no, my inner emo is stirring..." (Neku, The World Ends With You)

[Astral Omega]

"Bare tables are like bare bottoms- we don't show them to the customers."
-- The reason we have to change the tablecloths quickly at work.

[Josiah]

"So not only did this kid name us after crayons, he's apparently been eating them too." (Neku, The World Ends With You)

[Siranae]

Brother: Is Rome in Italy?
Other Brother: No, its in Europe.
Note that the second brother is three years older.

[Astral Omega]

"These are crayons. Great for colouring, not so great for salad."

--Steve, Blues Clues.

[Simsmagic]

You just lost the game.

-Me, about five minutes ago on another forum.

[Astral Omega]

"Haha, I'm eating in ront of you... and you're starving..."

-Me, eating a chicken on Runescape while standing in front of Charlie the Tramp.

[Silver]

((Geh. I lose the game every time I come to this forum. If the "Video Games" section doesn't get me, "Game Time" does... Every freaking time.))

"Don't we have the freedom of speech?" - Jasdebi (D. Gray Man)
"Oh, you are crazy! This isn't America, this is Ja- no, wait, they left Japan. This is the Ark. And I don't know what type of government they use, but I immagine it would be... anARKy. Ooh, that was terrible..." -Silver's response

[Astral Omega]

"oo, ein pony!"

-Spucky, Dreamship Surprise. ( I have no doubts in my mind that Kiada is the only other person on this forum who has seen this movie! ROFL!)