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[Astral Omega]

Hezmana:

A Hynerian curseword, meaning Hell, more-or-less. Often used by Rygel.
Example - Landing upon a planet, you find yourself hundreds of metras away from your target, in a reeking swamp full of acid-spitting plants.

"Where in Hezmana have you landed us D'Argo, you gleebo! There's dren up to my loomas and that frelling flower's just burnt a hole in my boot!"

Translation - "Where the goodness have you landed us D'Argo, you silly fellow! There's poopy up to my chest, and that horrible flower's just burnt a hole in my boot."


-- From a list of translations of 'curse' words in Farscape^^ I love farscape.

[auragongal]

Oh noes! the killer bunny has invaded the forums!

me, after seeing Siranae's avvie.

[Siranae]

Hehe, fear the Bun-Bun!
Nah, don't worry about him, he won't hurt ya. Just as long as you don't get in his way...or if you're a telemarketer.
Like this one

Now, my random quote! My other brother said this one.
*holding a hand on his head* "Al Gore said that if you do this it prevents cancer."
My sister:"No it won-"
Him:"HE TOLD ME IT DID!

[Kisori]

Hehe, fear the Bun-Bun!
Nah, don't worry about him, he won't hurt ya. Just as long as you don't get in his way...or if you're a telemarketer.
Like this one

Now, my random quote! My other brother said this one.
*holding a hand on his head* "Al Gore said that if you do this it prevents cancer."
My sister:"No it won-"
Him:"HE TOLD ME IT DID!

Suckers are born every minute.

[Josiah]

"Who would have thought that the ramen guy has so much backstory?" (Neku, The World Ends With You)

[Siranae]

No, Kisori. Al Gore never said that. My brother was just joking around, he didn't really believe it.

Sorry this is kinda long, but it was pretty funny. Dewey's my dog, by the way.
Me: Dad, why does Dewey stink so much?!
Dad: I just cleaned out his ears.
Me: Oh...but we didn't get the medicine for it yet.
Dad: I didn't use the medicine.
Me: What'd you use?
Dad: Vodka.
Me: 0.o

[Kisori]

"Nice, I'm a magic swordsman now that I have both the Mantis ring and Solar Rays ring... Okay, I have eight fingers so I'll only be able to use 8 rings at a time. Hehe." Me, after I got four rings in zOMG!

[auragongal]

Hehe, fear the Bun-Bun!

There is one thing worse than a killer bunny, a killer bunny that's also a girl black mage.

[Siranae]

"Nice, I'm a magic swordsman now that I have both the Mantis ring and Solar Rays ring... Okay, I have eight fingers so I'll only be able to use 8 rings at a time. Hehe." Me, after I got four rings in zOMG!

How'd a ring make you a swordsman? It looks familiar...Oh my God! You SHOT THE INVISIBLE SWORDSMAN! You were supposed to point up. We both fired up!
Unless you've seen The Three Amigos, ignore this.

[Zagan]

Zagan says:
well im gonna kill you now
you ok with that?
Astral Omega says:
yeah, why not^^
Zagan says:
bye bye
Astral Omega says:
... as long as you mean in the game...
Zagan says:
…
Astral Omega says:
...
Zagan says:
would you be mad if i meant both....?
Astral Omega says:
...
Astral Omega says:
then we would have to duel- TO THE DEATH!
*pulls out sword*
Zagan says:
*holds cheeko hostage*
Astral Omega says:
...
Zagan says:
*DON'T THINK I WONT DOO IT*
Astral Omega says:
but it's YOUR pet...
Zagan says:
so you still think he's cute
Astral Omega says:
I'll get my own chinchilla...
and hide it in the mountains where the authorities will never find it!
Zagan says:
would you like to see this adorable guy sacrificed because of you?
His sadness and pain is because of you
Astral Omega says:
... I'll call your bluff.
Zagan says:
*stabs him*
Astral Omega says:
you could never hurt cheeko...
YOu used a fake knife!
that's fake blood!
Zagan says:
sure keep lying to yourself
Astral Omega says:
he;s nto suffering!
he's... he's...
Zagan says:
DEAD
Astral Omega says:
ticklish...
he's...
sleeping...
Astral Omega says:
GNUUUUUUU!CHEEEKOOOOOOOO
Zagan says:
all because you said "... I'll call your bluff."
Astral Omega says:
no!
Zagan says:
that's why he's dead now
Astral Omega says:
It's becasue you;re mad!
this is madness!
Zagan says:
madness?
THIS
IS
SPAAARTAAAAAAAAAAA

[Astral Omega]

Zagan says:
oh and he's fine i stabbed him with a finger which just ended up scratchin him and he enjoyed it
he's happy now
Astral Omega says:
I knoew it!
And I knew that sparta thing was coming...
Zagan says:
you set it up so nicely lol
Astral Omega says:
ty ty
Zagan says:
so what were we saying again?
oh yah duel!
*pulls out a two handed great sword that's on fire*
Astral Omega says:
well then...
*pulls out cannon*
Zagan says:
*sticks a giant wad of sticky gum in the cannon*
Astral Omega says:
grr
*climbs into tank*
*with Mr T*
YEAH!
you can;t beat Mr T! he's god!
he has no pity for you, fool!
Zagan says:
*Climbs into Optimus prime with Chuck Norris*
Astral Omega says:
Calls on Weegee
Zagan says:
OHSHI-
this needs some serious thought...
Astral Omega says:
…
Zagan says:
thinking...
Astral Omega says:
*sits around drinking milk with Mr T and Weegee*
Zagan says:
*pulls on weegee's mustache, steals Mr. T's bling bling, stuffs a live chicken in the tanks cannon*
aaand
Astral Omega says:
you stole his bling... you will not survive...
Zagan says:
*pulls out a giant guitar and optimus prime starts playing music loud enough to send out shockwaves of pure awesome and death*
Astral Omega says:
oh god...
that's...
wow...
okay then, we all know where this is going...
*calls on Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater*
he becomes posessed by the devil then beats optimus prime in a fiddle-duel)
yeah!!
Zagan says:
OH
CRAP
Astral Omega says:
HAHA! you can;t beat Mr Rogers and you know it!
you;ve heard the song!
Zagan says:
you need to rememeber
Zagan says:
"good guys bad guys and explosions"
Zagan says:
nothing said about neutral guys
Astral Omega says:
...
Astral Omega says:
What do you mean neutral guys?
Zagan says:
people neither good or bad
Astral Omega says:
like who?
Zagan says:
i cant think of anything lol
Astral Omega says:
HAHA!
PWNED!
Zagan says:
GIMME A MINUTE WOMAN
Astral Omega says:
^_^

[Zagan]

Zagan says:
*Optimus prime picks something up and throws it at mr. rogers.* *it is... KING DEDEDE WITH HIS JET HAMMER SWINGIN*
he's not good or bad
just selfish and lazy =D
Astral Omega says:
but optimus prime was defeated... by mr rogers posessed by the devil...
Zagan says:
oh right
fine he jumped out of the air at him then
Astral Omega says:
how did he do that?
Zagan says:
he's god damn king dedede
his hammer has a freaking jet engine
Astral Omega says:
... Darn...
Okay satan, Take him out!
*satan sends dedede to hell*
*to burn*
HAHA!
*and die a fiery death*
Zagan says:
*Calls upon the heroes from the Diablo games to gang beat satan and banish his ass*
Astral Omega says:
*satan's donkey goes to hell, but satan stands strong and throws angels at the Diablo heroes like projectile weapons*
YEAH!
*evil laughter*
Zagan says:
*the diabloe heroes call the arch-angel tyreal to kick their holy asses straight back up into heaven and then throws a holy sword at satan*
arch-angel>angel
Astral Omega says:
*satan, despite his injuries from the bashing dodges the Holy sword and summons his own army.* *the army is an army of demons and dark versions of all the charachters from heros.*
*evil hiro stops time*
Zagan says:
*calls Simon Belmont from castlevania to use his stop watch sub weapon to unfreeze time and proceeds to whips the unholy crap out of satan's minions" Astral Omega says:
as the minions fall one by one, Evil Peter Petrelli goes nuclear, Killing everyone on the battlefeild. We, however were trapped in protective energy bubbles generated by the device strapped to my arm that I stole form the ancients of Atlantis.
I'm not going to let you die that easily
Zagan says:
that was your biggest mistake
Astral Omega says:
oh yeah?
Zagan says:
*raises his hand in the air, and a void opens up above astral, and thousands of blocks from Tetris plummet towards her*
Astral Omega says:
*blocks bounce off her harmlessly* I may have turned off the sheilds around us, But I still have this!
*pulls open jacket to reveal a green crystal device attatched to her shirt*
Personal sheild^^ you need the gened to activate it!
Zagan says:
Grrr
*Zagan used Fly*
Astral Omega says:
okay..
*astral popped up and divided by zero*
Zagan says:
OHSHI-
*Zagan summoned Missingno*
Astral Omega says:
haha! your game stuffs up and you loose your entire Pokedex!
Zagan says:
We're in the same game

[Astral Omega]

Astral Omega says:
...
GNUUUUUU!
*pops out of the matrix*
Zagan says:
wha-?
Astral Omega says:
yes!
I can;t be deleted if I'm not connected!
Zagan says:
hmm
*lunges at astral and attempts to jab an internet cable into her head*
Astral Omega says:
*battels Zagan off with a pipe I picked up off the ground*
Zagan says:
*Whips out a twin pair of wrenches and comes back for a second attack*
Astral Omega says:
*dodges and pushes of metal catwalk into a pit of lava*
Zagan says:
*since zagan is a demon of fire he uses the lava to coat his body in flames and tries to glomp astral*
Astral Omega says:
Squee! hugs! ^_^ *gets burned but ascends instead of dying.*
Zagan says:
uh oh
Astral Omega says:
Not dead- converted to a state of pure energy, baby! WOOT! stral Omega says:
okay, lets just call tis a tie...
Astral Omega says:
truce?
Zagan says:
alright *reaches out his hand*
Astral Omega says:
*ignores hand and hugs instead*
SQUEE! HUGS!
Zagan says:
damnit i was gonna pull my hand away last second
...i'm still on fire btw
Astral Omega says:
*still latched on*
... I'm still an ascended being btw.
Zagan says:
touche

[Zagan]

Astral missed a part whilst copyin n' pastin:

(2:46 AM) Zagan: that was your biggest mistake
(2:46 AM) Astral Omega: oh yeah?
(2:47 AM) Zagan: *raises his hand in the air, and a void opens up above astral, and thousands of blocks from Tetris plummet towards her*
(2:49 AM) Astral Omega: *blocks bounce off her harmlessly* I may have turned off the sheilds around us, But I still have this!
(2:49 AM) Astral Omega: *pulls open jacket to reveal a green crystal device attatched to her shirt*
(2:49 AM) Astral Omega: Personal sheild^^ you need the gened to activate it!
->(2:49 AM) Zagan: grrr
(2:50 AM) Zagan: Whips out the Shoop-Da-Whoop head and begins firin my lazr at full power.
(2:51 AM) Astral Omega: *as laser runs out of power, so does the personal sheild.*
(2:51 AM) Astral Omega: *the crystal falls uselessly to the ground*
(2:51 AM) Astral Omega: ohshi-
->(2:51 AM) Astral Omega: *astral used dig*
(2:51 AM) Zagan: *Zagan used Fly*

[Astral Omega]

Sorry! lol

To make up for it...

Astral Omega says (3:12 AM):
um...
Astral Omega says (3:12 AM):
what to do, what to do...
Zagan says (3:13 AM):
eat cake
Astral Omega says (3:13 AM):
sounds like aplan!
Zagan says (3:13 AM):
it was a lie
Astral Omega says (3:13 AM):
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!?
Astral Omega says (3:13 AM):
wait, you still owe me an e-cookie!