Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Kaida]

Fortunately, they cause a distraction so you can run away.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the forest was in Outland and you accidentally walk off the edge and fall into the Twisting Nether.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you use your bracelet to teleport to the beach.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately the beach is infested with giant sand crab. (Giant as in size of: the coconut crab)

[Kaida]

Fortunately, the crab's like you and become your friends.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the Murlocs also inhabiting the beach still want to make you dead.

[Kaida]

Fortunately, your new crab friends protect you from the Murlocs.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, they fail to protect you from the naga.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you never needed to be protected from the naga anyway.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the Murlocs kill your crab friends and you're next.

[Astral Omega]

Fortunately the Murlocs are allergic to shellfish so killing them made them have an allergic reaction.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, all the allergic reaction does is make them hungry, and they charge you with the intent of boiling you in a pot. Or roasting you over a spit... or... ...Whatever...

[Josiah]

Fortunately, they fall in a pit of quicksand and sink before they can reach you.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately pulling on the quicksand also pulled the sand under your feet so you fall into the pit and sink as well.

[Silver]

Fortunately, you land unharmed in an underground cave.