Say Something Random!

Post by **Sora_Chaos** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:42 pm

O_o *disturbed*

Post by **Zero (0)** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:05 pm

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Post by **Tango15** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:03 pm

O_o weird

Post by **Cheezdude** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:37 pm

CORN CHIPS ARE NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:43 pm

Rokujou Miyuki wrote:

:|

Somehow, that seemed to hypnotize me into making me watch it for TWENTY MINUTES.

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME?

Post by **Saber Knight** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:56 pm

“Now we’ve got you! Eat rock! Heh…eat rock…I’m pretty clever…” ~ Daein soldier from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. This is when they're about to roll you over with a bunch of boulders.

For all who know that level, there's a mistake in the programming. They have a sprite of Ike in the Ranger class instead of the Lord class, which he automatically is by that level. Just pointing that out. :P

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:52 pm

Dear President Bush:
Happy Birthday!
Don’t worry, turning 60 is an exciting milestone. As you know, you’ve joined millions of other baby boomers in an invigorating new decade of your life. And, like many boomers, you may be looking for ways to keep your mind sharp. That’s where we come in.

Please accept our gift of a new Nintendo DS Lite system and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. You now join millions of people around the world who have fun challenging themselves with Brain Age. If you have never played a video game before, don’t worry. Brain Age is part of our new Touch Generations brand, which includes games that are easy for people of any age - regardless of their video game experience - to pick up and start playing immediately.

It’s obvious you don’t have a lot of time to play games, which makes Brain Age such a great activity for you - just a few minutes a day with more than 15 daily training tests will help keep your mind sharp. Training tests include categories like math, reading and memorization. Try it for a few days and watch your score improve. Brain Age also comes with more than 100 sudoku puzzles - these could make your next long flight on Air Force One a bit more fun! (Perhaps copies of Brain Age for journalists joining you on your next flight would be a nice distraction!)
Have fun exploring Brain Age with your Nintendo DS Lite and be sure to let us know your brain age!

Have a tremendous birthday!

Sincerely,

Your Friends at Nintendo

Post by **Tango15** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:56 pm

"I-E? Wazzat a way o' sayin' 'i?" My friend trying to talk with an accent

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:57 pm

" E.T. phone home."

Post by **Tango15** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:43 am

I thought it was "E.T. home phone." But I havn't seen that movie in forever, so I can't say

Post by **Saber Knight** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:06 am

Are you serious?!
It's DEFINATLY "phone home".
Wow....even people who haven't seen the movie know that...

Post by **Astral Omega** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:05 am

"So how come they're broken up now, retard?" -- Me mishearing something my sister said.

" 'So that's why they've woken up now?' Rick said."-- what she ACTUALLY said.

Post by **Saber Knight** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:05 pm

I've had sooo many mishearings in my life. Sometimes I do the mishearing, sometimes someone mishears what I say.
An example of this that happened today.

"Make sure to sit next to Andrea." ~ Me telling a girl at camp where to sit.

"Make sure not to have your hand sliced off?!" ~ Said girl mishearing what I said

Post by **Tango15** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:05 pm

"Tornado. No, no tomato! No! Torando! No, no! Tomato!" ~ me randomly saying this when my sister got tornado in Fire Emblem

Post by **Astral Omega** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:15 pm

The lady I was courting that evening (to whom I affectionately gave the nickname 'Shorty') wore pantaloons designed to accentuate the contours of her buttocks known as 'apple bottom jeans'. She was also wearing large shoes decorated with the skin of animals. I don't generalise when I state that everybody in the establishment were employing their sense of sight to look in her direction, most probably in admiration. She began to dance so soon after proceeding onto the floor where it is socially acceptable for people to gyrate their bodies rhythmically to music that I compared it to the speed of a thought entering my mind such was the swiftness of her actions. The very same lady began to dance in such a fashion that brought her body close to the ground, she repeated this routine numerous times thereafter.

(something I found somewhere that's basically a translation of the chorus to 'Low'... which is this song:)

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low