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I rolled a 2.

I rolled a 4.

"Your swordplay is so funny, I just might collapse!"

"It's not as funny as you look wearing those chaps!"

((Yo Silver, can you judge this please?))

((Oh, right, I forgot I'm the only judge that's not participating...))

Um... I'd say that warrants a point. It rhymes and subtley references Dominic Deegan.

Josiah - 1
Stevenson - 0

"Everyone I've met has been quickly defeated!"

"I'm done toying with you-you may now be seated."

{{seriously, the only other thing I could think of was:

"When I'm through with you, your pants will no longer be pleated!"}}

((Ok so the pants one doesn't make the greatest retort but it is kinda funny.))

((That's IT! I'm putting a sticky note on my computer about this thread so I stop forgetting!))

Hmm... I don't think I can give you the point for that one. It rhymes, but it really doesn't make much sense, given the insult... Being seated doesn't really have anything to do with quick defeats.

Though if you had gone with the pants one I may have given it to you because it's hilarious XD ...Or maybe out of pity.

Josiah - 2
Stevenson - 0

((I have to admit, this is much harder than regular insult sword fights. Kinda fun though, at least I think so.))

"The very sight of you makes me nauseated!"

{{You said that people shouldn't go out of their way to make it hard to rhyme, and now......}}

"Yes, well, I am the best swordsman ever created."

{{Seriously!

"Well, I used to have better swordplay, but a tree ate it."

It's the only other option!}}

((I'm not trying to make them hard to rhyme. I figured something ending in ed wouldn't be that hard, sorry. The tree one is funny though. Random but funny.))

((Yeah, you do have quite a few options with this one: deflated, berated, permiated... uh... constipated... on second thought maybe that one was hard to rhyme with.))

Well, I guess I can give you the point for that one. You could've worded it better, but my interpretation was, "You're sick of staring... at my AWESOMENESS!" which is a perfectly successful retort. And because, well, I get the feeling this'll be a landslide victory for Josiah if you're on the retorting end the whole time...

Josiah - 2
Stevenson - 1

"After this duel you will need health insurance!"

{{Yeah, take that one....}}

"I might be scared, if you weren't shouting from such a great distance!"

((Since you've been posting alternate versions, I also considered. "I tire of you and your foolish arrogance!" but I figured this one was funnier.))