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Sambran was walking through a destroyed, but not leveled, city. He still didn't know how he ended up here. One second, he was recovering from the slap of his ex-girl friend, and the next second he was here.
He said to himself, "I don't think we're in Kanses anymore Toto," or KFC. As he was walking down what looked like the city's main street, he caught sight of a figure in a white cloke, with his arms folded. Sambran shouted "Hey you! Do you know where we are?"

((Ravenor does have a white cloke, right?))

(That's correct.)

Ravenor stood with his arms crossed over his chest, examining his work with a sense of satisfaction. He smirked and was on the verge of laughing maniacly when he was suddenly interupted.

"Hey you! Do you know where we are?"

The AoD lieutenant turned around, suprised to see anyone left alive in this forsaken graveyard. Lifting his right hand, he summoned his Dark Harbinger keyblade. "I could, but telling you would be pointless since this world has been destroyed. Although, I'm suprised there's someone left alive... Might as well be a perfectionist and finish the job completely."

"Umm, why do you have a giant key? Is that supposed to be a sword? You know you should really get a real one, or a katana! Even better, you can join one of the dojos at KFC! Thats Karate Fight City, not Kentucky Fried Chicken. Anyway, you did this! Well you won't get away with this! Super Fist of Ear Bleeding Singing!" And with that, he took a deep breath(he said all that in one breath) and immitated a tone deaf crow trying to sing like Madona.

"What was that? I couldn't hear you! When you walk away, you don't hear me say, 'Please! Oh baby! Don't go!' " he said, still singing like a base trying to be a trebel.

Sambran was just starting to sing "Sanctuary" when he was immediantly swallowed by darkness. But that diddn't stop his annoying attack, for he cried out loud enough to be heard by Ravenor "Super Fist of Ear Bleeding Singing Speacial Attack: Song in Your Head!" All Sambran had to do know was hope that Ravenor would have that song stuck in his head, comeplete with off-key singing.

((Hey Artemis, how am I doing?))

((You're doing fine so far. Eh, you know, you don't always have to ask me about your progress... ^ ^;; I'm not an RP Goddess or anything like that.))

"Fine, if you insist on that awful noise sticking around inside my skull, then I'll just distract myself from it. And I have a nice way to start...", Ravenor said. He then raised his keyblade high above his head. The black orb that had captured Sambran followed the keyblade's movements, floating up from the ground. When it was a good distance up, Ravenor brought his keyblade back down. This essentially made the black orb, and Sambran, a large basketball.

Sambran felt like he ws dropping from a high place(because he is), but he continued to annoy Ravenor, making the bad singing become louder and worse then before. "I swear, if you put me on the ground with out me getting hurt right now I'll turn the bad singing into mind blasting screeching!"