Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, I don't care enough to inflict pain on you today... or is that a fortunately.... meh... I don't care anyways.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

BFC would tell you that, fortunately, you got a ton of ninja robots that are super powerful, have awesome weapons, and can't be re-programmed, that work for you, and how NG is supposed to be doing more than just being apathetic, but he thinks that telling you about being fortunate would involve caring some, and telling NG about his mistake even more so.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately I care just enough to make all of those ninja robots explode.
NG would like to point out to BFC that he is trying to control me and this games, aswell with most of the other games, he would also like to point out that BFC sure is caring alot to tell NG these thing, which NG cares nothing about; NG would like to say that, but he cares very very too little to type it all up, he almost cares so little that he's thinking of stopping breathing because he just doesn't care enough.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

BFC would say that Fortunately, the mirror reverses the process, and that he has not told NG anything, but that it was NBFC (Narrator BFC), and NBFC was just telling you the rules, but he finds that doing so would involve exerting an effort, which he does not care to do.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately a Super Meteorite comes and smashes the mirror to bits because it breaks an 'invisible' rule of the game.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

BFC would casually mention that, fortunately, the mirror reversed the meteor, thus breaking the 'invisible' rule, but the rule does not exist, so it hit NG instead, but he doesn't think it would be worth it.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you completely ignored BFC and NG's advice because it was rambling and in a rather odd tense and you just didn't care what they had to say. You were going to go save the world on your own, probably by going off on some long epic quest involving lots of monsters battling and world travel, but you dicide that would be too much trouble so you go sit down in a soft chair, curl your fingers around something known as a remote control, and use it to remotely switch on a television, then procede to watch the pictures on that television instead.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately I god-mod this thread and take away that darned mirror of BFC's then start the hail falling down, not that I really care how you react, but I also removes everything above your head.

[Josiah]

((FYI: Instead of trying to constantly negate each other's posts with "not, that didn't really happen" or "that whatever the last person created just disapeared) posts, it's better to just roll with it. Otherwise, we don't get much of anywhere.))

Unfortunately, you don't really care because you're still watching TV.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately your favorite show just started :D

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, you don't have any snacks.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately you don't care enough and continue to watch your show while it hails (and you without your roof, poo).

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, the hail are the size of softballs, and one hits you on the head.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately you don't pass out! :D

[Phonox]

Unfortunately, the 7th one did the trick.