Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Winters Rage]

Fortunetly their against the rule of King Wobba and want to help you!

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, their ship is attacked by a ship of Woobas loyal to the king.

[AuraKnight67]

fortunately, one of the non-evil Wobbas turns out to be my Wobba, and therefore I come and smash the heck out of the Evil Wobbas.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately (For king Wobba) You beat hm :D

[AuraKnight67]

Fortunately, AuraKnight67 decides to stay.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately so do the wobbas!

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, you find 10,000 gold sitting on the ground.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately that doesn't really help you since you aren't in RuneScape, but, on the world that will end!!!

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, an old man tells you you're the legendary hero who can save the world.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately that hero is trapped in a game, in which, ironically the world is also ending!!!

[Josiah]

Fortunately, that guy doesn't really matter since you're the hero for your world.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately I didn't know that.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately the old man tells you again that you're the hero that can save the world.

[Winters Rage]

((Ahhh... Saturday, now NG can go back to being 'emo' as Atma called it :P That was too much fun for NG haha))
Unfortunately for you NG doesn't care enough to help you in any way, all that NG wants to do is type very long sentences while acting apathetic and talking in a third person.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Fortunately, BFC would tell you that you got an unbreakable mirror that can reverse any attack, weapon, or glare on the person who used it, but he's just too lazy, and he does not care enough.