Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Aquanta
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Unfortunately he wants to be paid over 3 million a year for his services.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Fortunately, you have a coupon for 99.999999999% off.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Unfortunately it expired last year and you don't have another one.
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.


Du kummt..........

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Fortunately, you've just inherited millions of dollars from a recently deceased rich relative.
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Unfortunately, you're starting to run out of rich relatives so this might be the last time you get so lucky.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Fortunately, you can still cover the pay of the lawyer body guard.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Unfortunately the lawyer bodyguard is working as a double agent... for your ENEMY!
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Fortunately, he's really a triple agent working for your good friend the White Mage's Son.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Unfortunately, he's really a quadruple agent working for Your Pancreas, so he knocks you out and takes you to Your Pancreas's evil lair.
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Fortunately you have allies in the lair...
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Unfortunately, it's a really big lair, and your allies get lost while trying to find you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Fortunately they were turned into vampires and found you coming back to the cave
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Come to it all, will never end
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.


Du kummt..........

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Unfortunately, now that they're vampires they want to drain you of all your blood.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Unfortunately they hate the cross around your neck and you bring it out in their faces.
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Come to it all, will never end
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.


Du kummt..........

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

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Fortunately, since there were too unfortunately's in a row, the universe grants you a moment of incredible luck and your allies are returned to normal.
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