Say Something Random!

[Siranae]

This was too funny, it happened at my meet last night.
A friend on the team came over and said "Santa's here! Santa's here! And he brought an elf!" I though he was joking, but he pointed at the crowd. There I saw a round man with a big white bushy beard. Next to him stood a man with big eyes who was about four feet tall. Then this happened when we shared his discovery:

Friend: Did you see him? Santa's here and he brought an elf!
Girl (jokingly): Hey! that's my Dad.
Friend: Well tell your dad I want a BICYCLE!

[Dice]

THIS IS BLASPHAMEY! THIS IS MADNESS!!

Madness? THIS IS WHOOVILLE!

....Wut?

APRIL FOOLS NOOB!

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SHOOP DA WHOOP!

[Astral Omega]

... I think I'm with Atma on this one.

[Doodleshark]

Me: *In Tech Class randomly singing "Wish" by Nine Inch Nails.*
Girl Next to Me: "Stop singing, you fag!"
Me: "Why yes, I am in fact gay and plan on getting married to a man someday, which is legal as well as morally acceptable. Isn't Canada great?"
Girl: "Stop it, you're being annoying!"
Me: "As annoying as you complaining about being behind half a dozen projects because you think you're computer is possessed?" *Waggles fingers.* "Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy!"
Girl: "Leave me alone!"
Teacher: *Yells at me to go to the office.*

And that's the story of how I got kicked out of Tech Class today.

[Siranae]

Haha, that's too funny, Doodle

Brother: *Points to TV* Look, its Santa.
Me: No, he doesn't have a beard.
Brother: That's because Mrs. Claus made him shave it because she said it made him look like a hobo.

[auragongal]

I swear to God when I evolve i am going to kill you all
~ a t shirt image with magikarp on it.

[Simsmagic]

"Everyday is a good day to destroy the world!" *canned laughter*

-YGOTAS

[Astral Omega]

OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD A DOODLE'S AND SIRENAE'S!

And aura.. I SO want that shirt!

DANG GHOST HAUNTIN MAH COMPUTER!~

-me. tonight. I don't know.

This post has been brought to you by the number Red and the letter snorlax. It's been a production of the Deranged Mind of Astral Workshop.

[auragongal]

You have to eat with a spoon and what am I doing in Africa?
-superman,showing what a dork he is compared to Batman!

[Dice]

Original English Text:
We're no strangers to love.
Translated to Japanese:
私達は愛するべき他人ではない。


Translated back to English:
We are not others whom it should love.


Translated to Chinese:
我们不是它应该爱的其他。


Translated back to English:
We are not other which it should love.


Translated to French:
Nous ne sommes pas autre qu'il devrait aimer.


Translated back to English:
We are not other than it should like.


Translated to German:
Wir sind nicht anders als es sollten mögen.


Translated back to English:
We are not differently than it should like.


Translated to Italian:
Non siamo diversamente che dovrebbe gradire.


Translated back to English:
We are not various that it would have appreciate.


Translated to Portuguese:
Nós não somos vários que teria apreciar.


Translated back to English:
We are not several who would have to appreciate.


Translated to Spanish:
No somos varios que tendrían que apreciar.


Translated back to English:
We are not several that they would have to appreciate.

lost in translation is awesome. xP

[Josiah]

Josiah encountered a wild Circuit City!
Circuit City used Store Closing Sale! Circuit City's prices dropped!
Josiah used Look Around! Josiah spotted neat stuff!
Circuit City used 40% Off! Josiah lost $90!
(What I did earlier this evening, Pokémon style.)

[Siranae]

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

-William Shakespeare, Hamlet

[Dice]

The great distance, for which of the nation the considerable one is responsible he, decides neighbor to him.

(I blame lost in translation)

[auragongal]

I'm a trickster that does no know solitude.
DANG IT SAI! WILL YOU GET OVER MAXINE AND QUIT QUOTING DEATHNOTE!
Sai and Bob... Who have yet to appear in the Auragon Comic.

[Simsmagic]

"Thanks f'r standing still, wanker."
-Sniper