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[Astral Omega]

NarratorNeville: Walls. Walls are the foundation of the roof over our heads. So said a very famous man nearly five centuries ago.
"Very Famous Person": Oh. Walls are the foundations of the roofs over our heads.
Narrator Neville: And not long afterwards, a wall fell on him.
"Very Famous preson": Ow! Not long afterwards, a wall fell on me.
Narrator Neville: A wall by itself is insignificant, but if you line someone up in front of a wall and put a machine gun in front of that someone, the wall begins to take on some meaning. *walks in front of wall next to a soldier*
Soldier: *looks frightened at realisation. Puts hands up.*
[Gunfire]
Soldier: *moves as if being shot.*
Narrator Neville: It is man who gives meaning to walls by drawing on them in contemplation, by creating them for alienation, knocking them down by invasion. Soldier: *realises he’s fine*
Narrator Neville: There is one view, however, that walls should have holes in them. *walks into a room*
Soldier (sitting in open window)
Narrator Neville: These holes are loosely called ‘windows’ from the Latin… *Pushes soldier and he falls out the 2nd of 3rd storey window*
Soldier: *screams*
Narrator Neville: *Watches* ‘arggh-ee-vum’ (mimicking sound). Meaning window. But the fallacy of this is that when people see beyond walls, they will wish to move beyond them and will either destroy them or cease to regard them as an integral part of life. And where would we be without walls?
Soldier *shrugs*
Narrator Nnville: *Pulls string attached to roof Walls fall away* We would be outside, that’s where.

- From The Aunty Jack Show. (Yes, that's where I stole the name from^^)

[Tango15]

"Have you ever seen a llama? Kissed a llama? On a llama? Llama is a car-o llama, llama, llama. Duck." ~the llama song

[Atma]

OCTOPOR DEMANDS MAYONNAISE TO COMPLETE DELICIOUS SANDWICH! ~ Octopor, (The Karnak hates everything show)

[Saber Knight]

Karnak hates everything show. I used to read that, but then I got bored.

"Your word is cow."
"Could you define the word?"
"A cow."
"Could you use the word in a sentence?"
"Please spell cow." ~ From The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

[Sora_Chaos]

LOL Xemnas spells Mansex
-Sora

[Atma]

"I understood it before, the killing. I had a reason — to take what others didn't deserve. It was natural selection." ~Sylar (Heroes)

[Astral Omega]

"Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's far too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not"

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

^^ :wub: that movie!

[Atma]

"I know you don't understand me, but I want to tell you why I'm helping you. It's that delicious power. You see, when I get my abilities back, I'm gonna kill you... and your sister. And I'm gonna take it all. And if I don't get my ability back, it's not a total loss. Maya's learning quickly. She's a shiny new toy, and she's all mine." ~ Sylar (Heroes)

[Astral Omega]

"I was gonna get up and grab that, but then I realised it;s your dog."

-- One of my brother's friends... everyone said 'wft!?' to that.

[Saber Knight]

"Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's far too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not"

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

^^ :wub: that movie!

Me too!
Haven't seen it in forever though. :(

[Simsmagic]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO NO ONE IS PARTICULAR.

[Atma]

"Brother versus brother. It's almost biblical." ~ Sylar (Heroes)

[Saber Knight]

“I have decided that leaving one's empress to die is punishable by drowning in a pool of rancid butter. I hope you’re a good swimmer.” ~ Sanaki, from Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

[Josiah]

"That's the Big Dipper, that's Cassiopea, and that's...that's an airplane." (me looking at the stars)

[Astral Omega]

"I think the wigglytuff's creepy. Look at it's eyes!" -Me showing Mum my Mystery Dungeon seekers of TIme game.