Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Silver** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:47 pm

Unfortunately, the water-phobic spandex has dragged you to Mexico, where your money's no good anyway.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:59 pm

Fortunately, you are away from the fire.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:00 pm

Unfortunately, due to a freak accident involving a pinata and some chili sauce, the fire's back.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:04 pm

Fortunately, you can fight the fire.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:08 pm

Unfortunately, the firemen think they can too, and your water-phobic spandex runs away into Canada.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10 pm

Fortunately, Canada wasn't as far away as you thought it was.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:18 pm

Unfortunately, the fire follows

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:33 pm

Fortunately, the Firemen manage to put it out.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:58 pm

Unfortunately, it's the never ending fire and so can never be put out.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:07 pm

Fortunately, the water wielding firemen have gone away thinking their job is done so your spandex stop running.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:43 pm

Unfortunately, the spandex won't come off now.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:55 pm

Fortunately, it looks quite good on you.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:58 pm

Unfortunately, you can't ever bathe again.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:00 pm

Fortunately, deoderant exists.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:03 pm

Unfortunately, you can't take the spandex off to put it on.