The Vending Machine Game

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Blastotoise
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a bad connection!

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............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15

Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5

Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8

Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5

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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get 1/7th of a wish!

*Inserts Vending Machine*
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Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
Swapi (4):Larxy- Gender: Female; Type: Normal, Flying; Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace; Attacks: Peck, Charm, Sing, Fury Attack
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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The vending machine self-destructs because you insulted it with another vending machine!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a mushroom!

*Inserts 'ficial instructions.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a sheet of paper you can't read!

*Inserts a pully.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a lever!

*Inserts a rock*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a rock lobster!

*Inserts cheeseburger apocalypse.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a Cheeburger Cheeburger Cheeseburger.

*Inserts foam sword*
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You get some shredded foam!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get one of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler's sausages!

*Inserts golden suit.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a silver axe!

*Inserts 10 tons of gold*
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You get 10 tons of feathers!

*Inserts a zoot suit.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get bootleg alcohol!

*Inserts a salmon*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a singing wall fish!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game

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You get a really long braid!

*Inserts Braid (the video game).*
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