The Vending Machine Game

[PoikSpirit]

You get a book thrown in your face! If the vending machine had time to read this, it probably wouldn't need it in the first place!

*inserts TNT*

[Dice]

*you get a motion sensor bomb*

*inserts light saber*

[PoikSpirit]

You get a dark knife!

*inserts *

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

You get nothing, because you gave me nothing one time .

*inserts $999,999,999,999.99*

[PoikSpirit]

You...a penny!

*... Nothing-chucks!*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

*You get .....?.....*


*inserts ...*

[Siranae]

You get nothing!

Inserts the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

[PoikSpirit]

You get great comedies, great tragedies, and a little pathos, all juxtaposed within a small textbook. Although his language has antiquated itself three times over, if not more, his words can speak to us, or at least the person reading his words can. Unless of course he can't speak for some reason, but then how would he be reading. Left to right I would think, never having learned how to do it any differently. Still, the nonspeaking reader could possibly use a language that rights differently, which would make the nonspeaking part make since, as you are probably not going to understand him anyway.

*Inserts a monologue*

[Phonox]

You get a soliloquy!

*Inserts a x-mas hat*

[PoikSpirit]

You get a random man ranting about how it's called Christmas not X-mas! I wonder where he came from?

*inserts fire*

[Siranae]

You get a charred candy bar. Great going. It was going to give you a candy bar, but no. You had to go and put some stupid fire in it. What do you have against candy?! How did I know it was going to give you candy? Well, I just know, and that I just know is all you need to know that I know. OKAY!?

*Inserts a marshmallow*

[PoikSpirit]

You get a penny! What, can't the system work backwards for a change? If it didn't then what would be the point? You gave it candy it gave you a penny! I mean, you're not going to get a whole quarter, For a marshmellow isn't worth a whole quarter.

*Inserts frustration and anger.*

[Dice]

*you get a punching bag*

*inserts sand*

[PoikSpirit]

You get dust!

*Inserts wind.*

[Doodleshark]

You get a fart!

*Inserts chainsaw gun from Gears of War.*