Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:45 pm

fortunately, they resintigrate and you go home and watch teevo

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:47 pm

Unfortunately, your Tivo box is on the fritz.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:48 pm

fortunately, your magic pants fix it

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:53 pm

Unfortunately, the mailman just soiled your flowers.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:55 pm

fortunately, your plants are very large and carnivorous, and exact punishment on the mailman while you watch teevo, unawares

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:55 am

Unfortunately, your plants were devoured by swarms upon swarms of locusts.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:44 pm

Fortunately, you were getting tired of those pants anyway.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:20 pm

Unfortunately, your house is a wreck since the locusts came.

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:02 pm

fortunately, you get some magic soxxors! and they rebuild your house for you

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:28 pm

Unfortunately, magic soxxors aren't as coordinated as magic pants, so now your house looks tilted and such.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:58 pm

Fortunately, you can now charge admission to all the people who want to tour your tilted house.

Post by **Fureis** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:46 pm

unfortunately, your magic soxxors got ina fight with your magic boxxors, and you are being sued for massive property damage by the city

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:21 am

Fortunately, your lawyer proves that it wasn't your fault and all your magic clothing gets sent to jail instead.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:26 am

Unfortunately, now you're naked. 8-0

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:25 pm

Fortunately, there's a big Non-Magic Clothing Store right across the street.