Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:48 pm

Fortunately, they have PS2s, which are much better.

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:01 pm

Unfortunately, they're the new slimmer PS2s that can't play blue discs. (Which is funny considering DVDs nowadays are made on blue discs)

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:00 pm

fortunately you just decide to get the awesome psp and buy kung fu hustle for it, most excellent!

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:10 pm

Unfortunately, a guy knifes you in the gut, then steals your PSP.

Post by **Shade Vortex** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:12 am

<span style='color:purple'>Fortunately, you are a super hero with fast-regenerating powers and the stab heals.</span>

Post by **Atma** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:06 am

Unfortunately, the boulder comes back and starts chasing you again.

(And no, I'm never gonna let go of the boulder)

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:56 pm

Fortunately, it's just a hologram.

Post by **Atma** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:43 pm

Unfortunately, that doesn't save you from being hit with a garbage can.

Post by **Fureis** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:20 pm

fortunately the garbage can is piloted by very small but intellegent creatures which pilot the can directly into your attacker, and you reclaim your psp

Post by **Atma** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:55 pm

Unfortunately, your PSP's batteries are dead.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:23 am

fortunately, its only because its a magic psp and doesnt need batteries

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:24 am

Unfortunately, all the magic was sapped just when you got passed the opening credits to spider-man 2, which you are watching on your PSP.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:46 am

fortunately, a mage comes by and recharges it so that it'll never run out, and you watch kung fu hustle instead, which is much better

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:42 pm

Unfortunately, you fall asleep on a bench while watching it only to wake up to find that somebody stole it again.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:16 pm

Fortunately, though everything, you somehow managed to keep your special toothpaste from earlier in the game.