Strange Realm Rp

[braixlord]

OK! Who has the cd with the Jaws theme going?! Arashi couldn't resist he pulles the headband back and makes it smack her in the face. Then does the happy dance. Then suddenly, a gigantic saw-toothed mouth pops out of the sand and tries to eat the cow.

[auragongal]

@ braixlord: the teeth break on the cow, but grow back much bigger and the head pops out revealing it to look like a pig like thing with a lion's main and shark teeth.

@Poik: "I am no stranger to Sarcasm laddie, now what the **** is an Okina or a "Gigi"?"
The bear, is obviously getting pissed which is probably dangerous since Bob is heading to a nearby hill for cover.

@Kako: Spyker is getting slightly irritated, and he puts a loop of webbing around you and drags you behind him, muttering: "that rotten bear."

@bluefire: When your group gets to the city, you see something you would not expect, a female werewolf making out with a male harpy, surrounded by the bodies of dead female harpies.
"Dang, I knew Wolfie was weird, but not that weird."

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

HEY! WOLFIE! YOUR PACK IS RUNNING AROUND ATTACKING EVERYONE!

[*^_^*kako]

"Owie,I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll get serious please quite draging me." My ears twitch a little. "What about a bear?"

[PoikSpirit]

"It's a Japanese name for an elder. It's a name of respect. I'm just recognizing your mastery of age over me, jiji."

[auragongal]

@ Bluefire:Wolfie, breaks off the make out to turn to you and speaks: "Senor, What do you mean my pack is running wild? If I'm absent then mi hermano, Wolfor would take over until I returned to lead." she then returns to making out with the harpy boy.

@Kako: "You saw the bear guy hanging around Snakisa? well that is Polarski Bearkowitz. and that's all you need to know." later on, you and the group arrive at a small fortress, where a loud hissing is heard within, as well as someone shouting "Hello? Who is it?" in a very bad mock french accent.

@Poik: "Laddie, I appreciate you especting ya elders an all, but dinnae you realize we're still in a D*** battle!" and then at a speed close to Mach 2 the bear attacks you.

[*^_^*kako]

Thinks "Snakes can't talk,then again people don't grow cat ears either on earth." Says vary cheerfuly "Suger is that you???Snakisa sent us to save you I'm kako." Notices I'm still in webbing. Thinks "Why am I still in this stuff for???" I look up at the person holding the wedding. "May I be released???"

[braixlord]

Arashi rolles his eyes at the redundent insanity and then attack the mutated pig. killes it and cooks the ham on the blazing hot sand and makes a candlelight dinner for him and Meagan.

[auragongal]

@ Kako: Spyker gets a spike out of his hand and cuts the web, then he crawls up the wall. Min, however is distracting the guard. which is not Sugar. it's a dude, with rat ears.the guard then insults min by saying: "Your father was donkey and your mother was a cow." this pisses her off but before she can mutilate the guy, spyker makes it up, beats him with a glowing purple spike,and opens the gate, he then calls: I'll get Sugar! you and Min get any other prisoners here! Great! You get to loot the place while freeing prisoners!

@Braixlord: A swarm of monsters like the one you just killed surround you in "Aww fudgemonkeys formation." It looks like you are in deep.

[*^_^*kako]

"YAYAYAY LETS GO RESCUE THE PRISONERS!!!!" I smile happily then look around. "Which way do we go???"

[braixlord]

This is just getting crazy and not my kind of crazy! I Swing my katana and take out a couple them.

[Astral Omega]

"Uhh..." Sparky blinked, stunned for a second before running after her. "Wait, what are you? What guards? Who's Darth Lucas? What do you hunt? Why do you have rabbit ears?..." he asked a stream of questions while catching up to her.

Timber quietened and followed along obediently.

[PoikSpirit]

Tucker slips out of the way in a quick fluid motion. "No. No I didn't. I assumed this dimension uses evil teddy bears to greet and make people feel welcome."

[auragongal]

@Kako: Min drags you straight ahead, until your in the dungeons, where you here hissing and see two doors. Unfortunately, you can't tell where the hissiing is coming from! so pick a door, right or left?

@Braixlord:As you fight the monsters you feel a faint rumbling quickly getting closer.

@Astral: Nicloe just stops, and turns to talk with you, you then notice your outside the cave, just not where you entered. "Well, I'm a rabbit girl, the guards the work for the darth, whose the badguy, who also protect my targets, which are important members of the Darth's council and such, which I bring to the rebellion for money. and I've had these ears since I was born."

[*^_^*kako]

:"Ah oh."(looks at both doors) "Right is right,right?" I grab Min's hand and kick down the right door."Please don't be wrong" "WHERE HERE TO SAVE YOU SUGER!!!!" Yells loudly befor looking to even see if its the right door.