Martial Arts Insanity

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:48 pm

"Ya.... Come to think of it, some gang members tried to rob TBC. I drove them out, of course, with my super bad singing, but it also drove the costumers away. I wonder if that had something to do with me being fired. Maybe I can get my job back by getting rid of those gangsters once and for all!" he said, mostly to himself.

Post by **Silver** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:52 pm

"Costumers? Why did you have costumers in a horrible house of chicken slaughter? Were you going to make a movie about eating my family?!" Mori shouted angrily at Sambrahn, because I just couldn't resist poking fun at his spelling error.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:41 pm

"No, the costumers were taking their break from costuming and decided that they wanted some food. They were good tippers and were also vegitarians, so they ordered the tofu barbicue chicken." He said, disproving the chicken girl's outburst.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:58 am

"In interest of ending this conversation, advancing the plot, and breaking the fourth wall, may I ask what is your plan twisty?" Joe interjected, pulling Homer's head into a curb they passed in order to make sure he was knocked out.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:08 am

((Sorry, really should have posted here a couple days ago...but that was the day my computer decided it couldn't connect to the internet and it took me all night to fix that. Should have more time for posts and stuff this week. Anyway...))

"Plan? Well it's..." Twisty trailed off as they reached their destination. "Hold on a minute. Let me take these guys inside and get my reward then we can discuss the plan over lunch." she somehow managed to heave all the bad guys into the police station. Glad for the distraction since she didn't really have a plan yet.

Twisty emerged ten minutes later and led the group to a nearby sandwhich shop. "Ok, so here's the plan." she said, not mentioning the fact that she'd thrown it together while she was in the station. "Most of the gangs are roaming around in the areas outside the city so we'll go travel around out there and beat up all the bad guys we meet until we find some who know what's going on. Great plan, huh?"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:45 am

"You just threw that together while you were in the police station didn't you? And it seems kinda dangerous to just walk around and fight any gang we come across. But I can't think of anything better eh, so I guess that'll have to do."

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:11 am

"A more important question is, what type of sandwiches are we getting? Subway? Happy Tomato? Is there a Macado's nearby? And hey, as long as we have the reward money, there's a reason for the thugs to come to us so I don't think we'll have to look too hard."

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:46 am

"Peanut butter and jelly ok? And you may have a point about the money, but we'll need to go somewhere where we're not surrounded by other people with money if we really want to lure anyone out."

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:22 pm

"Sure, it's a bit cheap, but it's food. So where do you propose we wait for these thieves?"

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:02 am

When Sambrahn heard that they were having PB&J, he started to feel sick, "Please, none for me. I've had that sandwich for every lunch in my life while I was in school. And I agree. Just as long as we don't have to do any steakouts. I can get real bored sometimes and when that happens, my pickup lines are awful."

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:39 am

"You mean they aren't now?"

"What's a steakout? Do you take a steak out on a date or something? Cause they'd be really weird..."

((It's stakeout.

))

Post by **Doodleshark** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:47 pm

"Ooh, burn. Anyways, I think we should have somebody act as bait by carrying around a large amount of money while the rest of us stay out of sight. When somebody tries to mug the bait, the rest of us ambush 'em. What do you think?"

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:51 pm

"I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear those comments. Oh, and I could be the bait! I could probably meets some hot chicks."

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:19 am

"Well, I certainly wouldn't mind using you as bait." Twisty smiled brightly. "If everyone is done eating let's head outside the city and give it a try." she seemed a bit too eager at the thought.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:21 am

"Sounds good to me. But, don't run off with the money this time, Sambrahm." Said Joe.
"When did I do that?"
"Remember when George and I gave you money to pay for our meals?"
"Oh...Well, what could I do? She was more important than food."