Strange Realm Rp

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Connor greets the strange creature, "Hello." Haddix walks towards and sniffs it.

[PoikSpirit]

"This world? Why would you say that? Is this not... Well of course it's not Earth. I must've hit my head falling. That means I'll dreaming while in real life I'm probably drowning... Great."

[auragongal]

@Braixlord: the harpy ignores your self narration and divebombs you while dodging the knives, when she's about to swipe at you with the knife she captured from you, the mini cow leaps in and bites her arm making her drop the knife and wail out in more pain. "This just ain't my day! My eye gets taken out, a lawn cow bites me and the fact the Darth has taken over the world is just annoying!"
@bluefire: the creature looks up and speaks: Hi! I'm Una. I'm the only unituar in the world! I saw what happened Mister Wingman!" you realize even though she's as tall as you are, she's only 7 or 8.
@ Piok: the minotuar pinches you and you feel it. It's not a dream.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Oh.... my portal maker malfunctioned and sent me here. where are we?

[PoikSpirit]

"Okay. Your idiosyncrasies are very earth-like. Does you're... this... get many visitors?"

[braixlord]

Arashi lookes at the Harpy, pickes up his Icha Icha, pet the cow and yellsWhat in this bloddy world are you talking about, you sane Lady? He then sidesteps the flying hoard of chipmunk vikins that fall from the sky and then they fall through a hole in the ground that leads on to Al Gore's house.

[auragongal]

@Bluefire: "Nobody knows what this world is called. All I know is that super meanie Darth Lucas kidnapped princess Nya from her bodyguard and is holding her captive." the little unituar said.

@Braixlord:a note pops in front of you saying in big green letters: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! From management then the harpy tells you what happened:"Well, Darth Lucas kidnapped princess Nya, and I thought you were working for him so I burnt your book. My names Meagan by the way." as you listen to her you notice that she isn't really as bad looking as harpies are depicted in mythology.What do you do now?

@ Poik: "Well, we usually get visitors everytime it's close to the end of world, or every century or so." then the ground shakes and a dragon is on the other side of the river. the mayor then yells: "Oh crap! Either that weirdo Bob is messing with us again or the Darth's minions are here for the treasure, tell you what kid, I still don't trust you completely but if you help me take down that dragon, I might give you some help in getting home." will you take the offer?

[PoikSpirit]

"... This isn't my day. How do you expect me to even survive a dragon attack?"

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

"How can I help?" Connor replied.

[braixlord]

And why in the world would he want this princess? Marry her? Arashi pulls out a crystal ball and begins to scry for this Darth Lucas. After finding nothing, he drags Meagan through this place looking for an exit and every time She calls him crazy, he yellsTHANK YOU!

[auragongal]

@Poiik: "Just tear off the wings, there as weakly joined as a grasshoppers legs." the minotuar said, and then charged at the dragon's chest, while grabbing you and chunking you at the dragon's back.
@braixlord: while trying to find an exit, the lawn cow, jumps onto your shoulder and nuzzles at your face. Congratulations! you are now stuck with a lawn cow as a pet, now hurry up and name the sucker. Also, while you're thinking of a name you see Bob momentarily as he teleports away from a suddenly winged boy with a cyndiquil that also gained wings talking to something, will you go closer?
@Bluefire: before Una can answer you, she points to something behind you and you turn around to see a ninja with a lawn cow on his shoulder and a pretty good looking harpy. What will you do?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

(lawn cow? I'm just taking a guess here, an educated guess, but still, You brought me to braixlord's character?) "HEY!" yells Connor. Haddix gets himself fired up....

[PoikSpirit]

Naturally, Tucker's response to this was: "WAAAAARGH!" Maybe with a couple more syllables. Waving his arms, rather like is seen in cartoons, Tucker hopes the minotaur did not in fact just throw him into the mouth of a dragon.

[auragongal]

@poik: luckily, the throw manages to get you to graze the dragon's back, taking out the wings in the process. As you recover from the surprise throw you see the Minotuar take down the Dragon, which looks like its losing it's scales with each Punch it takes from the psychotic mayor of the river town. Then the dragon sucker punches him with a kick, knocking him out. Will you take over for him?

[*^_^*kako]

Appears in the Strange Realm and looks around. Where am I?Has vary confused look and mutters to self. I do not remember there being a place like this in.......well now that I think of it,I don't ever remember there a place being like this at all. Cups hands around mouth and yells HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!?!?!?